puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep
This was the funniest movie dear LORD
I CANNOT BREATHE
MAXI PAD ON A STICKoh my god where is this from?
Jesus Christ, what is this movie and how fast can I watch it?!
- Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love.
- Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
- Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant
- Me: Do he got the booty my child.
- Future Child: ...what
- Me: Child. Do he got da booty.
- Future Child: *sighs heavily* He doooooo.
- Me: Then I ship it, my child.
when Hugh Hefner can call you out on your misogyny, it’s time to seriously reevaluate your life and the choices you’ve made.
my blog is full of crap that will cure your boredom ;)
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why am i laughing so hard LOL